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ladyknucklesinshape:

whatareyoudoingitfor:

I dont understand how people call half a square of dark chocolate a “treat” or “splurge” like when i decide to splurge i eat 2 bags of chips, 4 bowls of ice cream, 7 pieces of cake and a newborn child

Thank you

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# random 
leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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# information 

hunnidthousand:

I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong. 

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# random 
fowllanguagecomics:

I’d still take a bullet for them, but it’d annoy the sh*t out of me.

fowllanguagecomics:

I’d still take a bullet for them, but it’d annoy the sh*t out of me.

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# comic 
  • YOLO: you only live online
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# brand new 
bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

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# random 

bofurs-wife:

errandofmercy:

sinfultragedy:

SNL 27x14 - Ian McKellen as Maggie Smith

GOD YES YES UGHH HAHAHAHA 

I’m torn between laughing out loud and strangely aroused

geez why choose when you can have both!

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# sir ian mckellen 

Just because your pain is understandable, doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable.

Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via quotes-shape-us)

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# random 
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# goat